“Dude, check out my nuts!”
- “It’s just an attic, but with a little work, I think I could really tear it up.”
- “Where did I bury those acorns? Jesus, I’ve got to start writing stuff down.”
- “Thanks for the bird feed, biatch!”
- “Alvin! Hey, Alvin! Man, chipmunks hate it when you call them that.”
- “I’m warning you—swing that broom at me and I’ll go raccoon on your trash.”
- “I gotta stop drunk-chattering that possum. But she is fine.”
- “Bark your brains out, fool. Until you can climb a tree, Ima chill.”
- “Does this tail make my ass look bushy?”
- “Car! Run forward! Back! Forward! Oh shi—”
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