- If country goes bankrupt, he already knows where to file the papers.
- “Mount Rushmore of Stupid Presidents” needs someone next to Harding.
- He’d buy Greece, turn a failing country into a failing country with a failing Trump Parthenon Casino.
- It would help third world countries feel better about their politicians.
- The super-rich would finally have a voice in our government.
- Washington and Lincoln would probably be happy to roll over in their graves.
- I’m so excited about Vice-President Mark Cuban!
- He’d get Congress to stop debating economy and climate, focus their energies on hair care!
- Victory would mean extra water ration for slaves who work at his hotels.
- I’d make millions from my “Dump Trump” merchandise!
