Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, wasn’t just like all the other bucks.
And if you ever saw him, you would even say,
‘Rudolph sucks! You are so freakin’ gay! Rudy the red-nosed gay-deer!’
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names [see above].
They used to taunt poor Rudolph, because he wasn’t good at phys ed games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,
‘Rudolph with your nose so bright, let’s forget I ignored the bullying so you can save my job tonight.’
Then all the reindeer were forced to tolerate him…for a moment…
As they shouted out with glee,
‘Rudolph the red-nosed gay-deer — oops! — we mean, rein-queer,
We’ll fill your high school years with misery!’